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babeinthewoodsYou didn't ask for it.
You didn't even know you were jonesin' for it.
Doesn't matter. Here, straight from the Home Office at Sydney University, are the Top Ten Dead Giveaways A Writing Was Written Just So It'd Go K&P:
10. It sets down "Universal Rules" for something that has no rules. The only possible exception to this is the 128 Slave Rules. Doesn't matter, that shit just never fails to crack me up. Pure comedy gold.
9. It addresses "community issues" despite the fact that there is no community, does nothing to fix whatever's wrong in the imaginary place and probably doesn't even outline the most tenuous of possible solutions for the imaginary problem in the imaginary place..
8. It's in answer to something else on K&P.
7. It's written in the form of an "Open Letter". Bonus K&P points if it's an Open Letter to the Community about the issue of rules for something that can't possibly have rules.
6. It gives some humorous viewpoint on "brats" or "What one shouldn't do to Master".
5. It gives unsolicited advice on how to identify a psychopath, how to find a suitable partner or how to find Waldo.
4. It tells you emphatically and categorically what Dominance/Mastery/submission/slavery/ice cream is and brooks no debate on the subject.
3. It rages against the 'Nillas.
2. It's an itemized list. Mega-awesome-K&P-bonus points if it's an itemized list about Red Flags.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd....the number one way to tell without a doubt that a writing was written with the sole intention of it going Kinky and Popular is.....
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1. It's written by babeinthewoods!
(D'oh!)
You didn't even know you were jonesin' for it.
Doesn't matter. Here, straight from the Home Office at Sydney University, are the Top Ten Dead Giveaways A Writing Was Written Just So It'd Go K&P:
10. It sets down "Universal Rules" for something that has no rules. The only possible exception to this is the 128 Slave Rules. Doesn't matter, that shit just never fails to crack me up. Pure comedy gold.
9. It addresses "community issues" despite the fact that there is no community, does nothing to fix whatever's wrong in the imaginary place and probably doesn't even outline the most tenuous of possible solutions for the imaginary problem in the imaginary place..
8. It's in answer to something else on K&P.
7. It's written in the form of an "Open Letter". Bonus K&P points if it's an Open Letter to the Community about the issue of rules for something that can't possibly have rules.
6. It gives some humorous viewpoint on "brats" or "What one shouldn't do to Master".
5. It gives unsolicited advice on how to identify a psychopath, how to find a suitable partner or how to find Waldo.
4. It tells you emphatically and categorically what Dominance/Mastery/submission/slavery/ice cream is and brooks no debate on the subject.
3. It rages against the 'Nillas.
2. It's an itemized list. Mega-awesome-K&P-bonus points if it's an itemized list about Red Flags.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd....the number one way to tell without a doubt that a writing was written with the sole intention of it going Kinky and Popular is.....
douchy drumroll that no one can hear for effect
1. It's written by babeinthewoods!
(D'oh!)
